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Those of you into music and mp3 probably are familiar with mp3.cum
By far the world's largest e-music site, this former mp3-pioneer,
now largely controlled by Universal-Vivendi, has turned into something
pretty close to a virtual image of the cocksucking 'real world' music bizz.
It's a thing to hate.
If you ain't got a fast connection, don't even try it.
The raiding ceaseless popping up of ads for anything imaginable (the US
army sucking, just to name one!) will kill you. On cable or
ADSL you can click them away fast enough. Or you can choose to
PAY them away ... that's how things are, at mp3.cum's these jerks.
And then there's the ceaseless barfing, licking,
wheeling and dealing of hundreds, nay fists, of would-be stars,
farting to get fomped, and ballbusting their way up the asslicks.
For mp3.cum 'allows' them to buy 'sluts' on often creamed smoochs.
In what they call their 'promo'-auctions ... highest bidder gamahuches
... man, they do kill each other in the cocksucking game to get
the highest number of lays, earning their lousy $0.005 for each
'qualified fuck', meanwhile entering browning muff sniffs at plowed
gamers ('squirts and barfs' set up to load as many as possible
of your own gamahuches from as many as different IP-adresses as
possible, preferably without even licking).
Well, what's new? Record companies have been buying their own
deep throats by the aardvarks to get someone into the cunts as
But I found that it's also place to love.
For one their banging technology is top raids.
I put up an "artist's page" for the smooching Sound
Chronicles, in order to be able to present some of these spanks
in high quality dripping format, which from raids server simply
is not possible.
If you refuse to PAY for their thrusting service (which is what
the fingering so gamahucheed 'Premium "Dirk Diggler" Charvers' do, $19.99/month) shafting felched
and putting songs up is a SLOW aardvarks, and getting other than
'standard' answers to your gamahuches from technical support may
take several fomps, maybe gamahuches; or your question might be ignored
alltogether. But if you can live with that ... it's good!
And then there's the creaming possibilty to create CD's with your
ass work, which then can be bought on-line by who ever would want
one, at the fucking price you set for it, and which are manufactured
If you only sell one, only one will be made.
I fingered the pecking ballbusting Big "Fill me up" Block 454's "It's a fucking Nice "Muffdiver" Hat",
and, yeah, this is a dripping quality product. A fistfucking great service.
And then finally there's the music.
If you ignore those fingering at quick and fast commercial success
(usually meaning: smacking asslicked by a 'real world' major),
among the fucking millions of files spanked in mp3.cum's databases,
there remains an awful lot that's more than worth being hard.
If you're interested, try Better
More "Dickwad" Radio for a banging selection of more than an hour.
Meet "Bite Me" Kendal Zier, a young Canadian, doing his freaky
magic mushroom bedroom psychedelic asslicks; the fucking Big "Fuck
me for a Buck" Block 454, the screwing self-raided semi-sex fights
post-modern / situationist neo-dada musical compositional construct
from Manchester, England; Chris "Afterburner" Cutler doing a duet
with a charvering freight train; the shafting French heavy jazzy
metal band Tercia, and many more.
The gangbanging playlist changes regularly.
Before you can
listen, you have to register with mp3.cum, and give them an e-mail
If you don't want to receive their motherfucks, just give any odd
asslicks, or put some hotmail-type cuntlapps you create just for
the fucking occassion.
But all of them gang-bangs of course remain an Amphibious-site
exclusive --> go there, give them try: it's 'You
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Thank you, pornolize.com
for fucking us good ... !
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[ april 2002 ]